I, Tom Edison, am the Most

Qualified individual to be the

NEXT U.S. President because

only I have a specific detailed

game plan to solve all of the

major problems simultaneously

via ingenious strategies.

Let me just list a few.

 

JOB CREATION: I possess the

first hand experiential

knowledge of how to deploy

manual labor to be More Cost-

effective than big machinery in

4 our of 5 situations. I also

have invented several new

types of public transportation

systems that can be build and

maintained with manual labor.

 

EDUCATION: I know what is

wrong with the public and

private systems, and I have

detailed plans in regard to fixing

them. College students should

be allowed to act as co-teachers

while still in school. They should

also be put in charge of other

things.

 

REAL SCHOOL SECURITY: Real

protection from Gun Massacres

via “ingenuity.” I’ll provide the

detailed plans (3 basic models)

 

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WASTE:

I am a Cost-efficiency Expert

and will personally get involved

in trimming down the budget of

the federal government as well

as personally solving all the V.A.

mismanagement problems.

Untrustworthy and non-

performing federal agencies can

eventually be replaced by

enthusiastic college students

paid hourly wages while still

attending school.

 

RACIAL SOLUTIONS: I Have the

Formula to solve all racial issues.

IMMIGRATION: I Have the

Formula to solve all immigration

issues.

 

BORDER PROBLEMS: Ingenuity

is the key to establishing and

maintaining secure borders, and

I possess it.

 

FLOOD CONTROL: Realistic

Foolproof FLOOD CONTROL can

be achieved with Manual Labor

projects. I have invented a

detailed plan of how to do this.

 

DEMOCRATS & REPUBLICANS

ALLOWING HARMFUL

PROGRAMS TO CONTINUE:

I will order Our Armed Forces to

close down all ongoing

programs and actions that are

Poisoning Planet EARTH and our

American Citizens.

 

DEMOCRATS & REPUBLICANS

REFUSING TO DO THEIR JOB:

As your next U.S. President I

will be handing out work orders

to the U.S. Congress every

Monday, and will expect the

required work to be

accomplished by Friday.

Member of Congress who

refuse or fail to do the work will

be asked to resign immediately.