I, Tom Edison, am the Most

Qualified individual to be the

NEXT U.S. President because

only I have a specific detailed

game plan to solve all of the

major problems simultaneously

via ingenious strategies.

Let me just list a few.

 

JOB CREATION: I possess the

first hand experiential

knowledge of how to deploy

manual labor to be More Cost-

effective than big machinery in

4 our of 5 situations. I also

have invented several new

types of public transportation

systems that can be built and

maintained with manual labor.

 

EDUCATION: I know what is

wrong with the public and

private systems, and I have

detailed plans in regard to fixing

them. College students should

be allowed to act as co-teachers

while still in school. They should

also be put in charge of other

things.

 

REAL SCHOOL SECURITY: Real

protection from Gun Massacres

via “ingenuity.” I’ll provide the

detailed plans (3 basic models)

 

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WASTE:

I am a Cost-efficiency Expert

and will personally get involved

in trimming down the budget of

the federal government as well

as personally solving all the V.A.

mismanagement problems.

Untrustworthy and non-

performing federal agencies can

eventually be replaced by

enthusiastic college students

paid hourly wages while still

attending school.

 

RACIAL SOLUTIONS: I Have the

Formula to solve all racial issues.

IMMIGRATION: I Have the

Formula to solve all immigration

issues.

 

BORDER PROBLEMS: Ingenuity

is the key to establishing and

maintaining secure borders, and

i possess “ingenuity”.

 

FLOOD CONTROL: Realistic

Foolproof FLOOD CONTROL can

be achieved with Manual Labor

projects. I have invented a

detailed plan of how to do this.

 

DEMOCRATS & REPUBLICANS

ALLOWING HARMFUL

PROGRAMS TO CONTINUE:

I will order Our Armed Forces to

close down all ongoing

programs and actions that are

Poisoning Planet EARTH and our

American Citizens.