My unique strategy to win the 2024 Presidential
Election as a write-in candidate:
I AM asking all registered Democratic
and Republican voters to write in my name
“Tom Edison” as their choice for U.S. President!
Please comprehend the logic of doing this
because it will create a win win win situation.
1. For the first time both major political
parties can hold victory celebrations.
2. For the first time a U.S. Presidential candidate will
win with over 95% popular vote an 100% electoral vote.
3. There will be no need to monitor voting
because the outcome will be guaranteed.
4. Both Democrat and Republican voters will want me to win,
because only I, Tom Edison, know how to convince
both major parties to become friends and support each other.
I will accomplish this with power of suggestion strategies.
I, Tom Edison, am the Most
Qualified individual to be the
NEXT U.S. President because
only I have a specific detailed
game plan to solve all of the
major problems simultaneously
via ingenious strategies.
Let me just list a few.
JOB CREATION: I possess the
first hand experiential
knowledge of how to deploy
manual labor to be More Cost-
effective than big machinery in
4 out of 5 situations. I also
have invented several new
types of public transportation
systems that can be built and
maintained with manual labor.
EDUCATION: I know what is
wrong with the public and
private systems, and I have
detailed plans in regard to fixing
them. College students should
be allowed to act as co-teachers
while still in school. They should
also be put in charge of other
REAL SCHOOL SECURITY: Real
protection from Gun Massacres
via “ingenuity.” I’ll provide the
detailed plans (3 basic models)
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WASTE:
I am a Cost-efficiency Expert
and will personally get involved
in trimming down the budget of
the federal government as well
as personally solving all the V.A.
Untrustworthy and non-
performing federal agencies can
eventually be replaced by
enthusiastic college students
paid hourly wages while still
RACIAL SOLUTIONS: I Have the
Formula to solve all racial issues.
IMMIGRATION: I Have the
Formula to solve all immigration
BORDER PROBLEMS: Ingenuity
is the key to establishing and
maintaining secure borders, and
i possess “ingenuity”.
FLOOD CONTROL: Realistic
Foolproof FLOOD CONTROL can
be achieved with Manual Labor
projects. I have invented a
detailed plan of how to do this.